Well, since I appear to be okay (I have had two McGangBangs in the past two days), I guess I will attempt a post tonight. It is surprising that I remain alive since I think I should be undergoing some sort of gastric meltdown. It's a good thing they didn't have McGangBangs in Japan. McGangBangs+Nuclear Meltdown= Armageddon. It would be raining radiated cholesterol, and not the good kind. Zombies would be rising from the dead and walking the Earth moaning, "BUUUUURRRGGGGEERRRRSSSSS..." We would all fear the coming of the great Chicken-Cow that would be birthed in the massive explosion of McGangBangs and nuclear meltdown juice. Entire cities would be leveled and then coated in a combination of bird poo and cow pies, all the while smelling eternally like month old McDonalds. Yum, I'm going to have good dreams tonight!
So on the topic of health, I suppose I'll discuss something. Today I had a dentist appointment. I got properly scolded (as usual) for my lack of "home care" as they put it. Basically I hadn't been flossing and brushing enough. Surprise surprise. It makes me curious how good dentists are at detecting lies. I feel like just below "I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions", lies to the dentist are the second most common. We don't like to be scolded for bad care. We know what is good for us, we just choose not to do it, for whatever reason. My reason is that I'm a caffeine/sugar addict. Or my excuse. That dang Mountain Dew just always looks so good before bed. And there was a sale this past week so we have plenty! Guess sugar water isn't the best for the teeth. Go figure.
But on that concept, taking care of your body. While I am obviously practicing hypocrisy with this post, seeing as I don't take care of myself well, I would hope my readers would hear out my message anyway.
Base line, it's super important to take care of your body. You only get to have one in your lifetime so if you run it to shambles you'll deplete the warranty. Not to say you shouldn't do anything risky. Just that you should take care of yourself when you're going through everyday life. I know I drink about 1 liter or more of pop per day and maybe one glass of water. That's not good dudes and dudettes. Plus side, I have left plenty of water for the fishies. Down side, filling appointments in three weeks.
Keeping up with everyday health is like watching an after-school special. You know it's good for you, you just aren't that interested in it. It's just like, "I know I know, now let me watch Spongebob." And we forget. Next day starts, pattern is repeated, and our health gets worse. So, it's a good time to throw a wrench in that pattern. Start watching what you eat and drink (especially what you drink, you'd be surprised how much sugar you consume in liquids). And I don't mean staring at your food to see if it moves, though hopefully it isn't moving too much, I just mean balancing things out. Too much bad stuff is, well, bad. What mastery of the English language I have. Take care of yourself. God didn't give you a body to destroy, He gave you one to maintain and take care of. Consider it your one talent. Except instead of burying it, you douse it in Mountain Dew and M&M's and watch it disintegrate.
Alrighty, there's probably the only health advice I will ever give. Not that it was advice. More like rant. With a hint of McGangBang influence. Now I need to go to bed and sleep off this food coma. Peace
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